It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Women's rights.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

all jokes aside...

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Mitt Romney

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

James Patrick Campbell

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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