How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Lets go Yankees

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What's upside down? umop apisdn

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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