Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

My kids are mistakes.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Scott Gomez

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

r u smart..... or ur black

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Girls soccer

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Anti Joke

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