What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

kaite is dumb that is true

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Wanker

guess what what that wasnt it

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Muslim athletes.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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