- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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