Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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The Game.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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kesha is a virgin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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