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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Chinese men having large penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why? Why Not?

What's the difference between a duck?

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

God

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Women can vote? WTF