- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Keanu Reaves

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Knock Know! Come in!

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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