- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Because she has down's syndrome

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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