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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

whats yellow? lots of things.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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