- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??