- Anti Joke

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- slam

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

a seal walks into a club.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Do you love me? No.