- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

the holocaust

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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