Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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