Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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