Y u do dis?

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Hey, Max!!

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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