Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Jews

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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