- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

women's rights

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

what has genitial warts? me

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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