- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What's green and blue? yellow

eden stop

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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