- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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