- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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