How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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