5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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tom pauling

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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