What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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God

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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this is not a joke. jks

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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