Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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This statement is false.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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smell the vitamin C

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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hi anti joke

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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