- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

kesha is a virgin.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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