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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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