- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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