How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

kesha is a virgin.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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