- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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