- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women's opinion.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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