After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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whats one plus one penis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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