A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

guess what what that wasnt it

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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