- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

I'm sn otter

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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