- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

no pun intended

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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