- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

This is a joke. Laugh!

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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