- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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