- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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