why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

He--Hey guys

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

willie revilame

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

once upon a time, it snowed

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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