Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Womens' sports

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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