- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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