how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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