- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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