- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

im gey

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

cancer

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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