If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Carrot fingers

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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