There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Women's Rights

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

MySpace.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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