Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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