How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Rebecca Black.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

If i open this door you can go trough it

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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