A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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no pun intended

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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