who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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