What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

once upon a time, it snowed

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

willie revilame

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

He--Hey guys

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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