What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Your face

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Derp

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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