roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Knock Know! Come in!

Keanu Reaves

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Because she has down's syndrome

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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