- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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