- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Punching a baby

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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