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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's green and blue? yellow

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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