I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Jerry.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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