- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What is white and black and red all over.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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