how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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