- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Michel Moor on a die...

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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