What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Rebecca Black.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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