Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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