What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Derp

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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3.14159365358979323846264

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Your face

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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