- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's green and blue? yellow

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What's white and gluey Glue

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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