Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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