- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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