- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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