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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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