Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Knock knock What?

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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