Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Your Mom

What is white and black and red all over.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

So does Blake

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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