When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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