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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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whats white and sticky glue

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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