- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

a woman votes!

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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