- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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