You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Black people

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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PEANIS!

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