So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

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