why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Arron Glass

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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