There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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i like cats

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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