Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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am i invited to party? no

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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