- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber.

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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